THANKSGIVING Walkthrough (Completed)

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(Tony Teulan) To help guide you through the quests in this Thanksgiving event, we’re pleased to offer a walkthrough of the main and secondary quests. If you have any glitches or questions, feel free to email us. Hopefully this helps you plan ahead at least a little!

MAIN QUEST:  TALKING TURKEY

Part 1: Peter starts.

Peter: Lois, what is that crap in the fridge?

Lois: It’s kale, Peter. We can’t blimp up like we did last Thanksgiving. You broke our only forklift.

Peter: Oh no, Lois. We have a deal. I eat one salad a year, and if you forget to make me, that’s your problem.

• Place Highland Park Market
• Have Lois Research Healthy Thanksgiving Options (4 Hours)
• Have Peter Have A Thanksgiving Freakout (6 Hours)

Lois: Peter, I mean it, we’re eating healthy for Thanksgiving this year.

Peter: Alright, fine. Just one more blender full of pumpkin pie and cream cheese then I’ll do your stupid diet. [[ REWARDS: 50 Coins / 25 XP ]]

It was at this point that YOU AREN’T WHAT YOU DON’T EAT (started by Lois) and HAVE YOUR TURKEY AND EAT IT TOO (started by Peter). See below for descriptions.

Part 2: Peter starts.

Cleveland: What’s for dinner tonight, Donna?

Donna Tubbs-Brown: I made fried sweet potatoes with aioli dipping sauce.

Cleveland: You can just call it mayonnaise, Donna. The word aioli, albeit fancy, still ain’t foolin’ nobody.

• Place the Lard Losers Compound (Build via the Highland Park Market)
• Clear 4 Fit Protesters
• Have Peter Have Dirty Thoughts About Turkey (8 Hours)

Cleveland: I typically wouldn’t complain about eatin’ junk foods all day, but why do you keep force-feeding us, Donna?

Donna: For the weight loss show “Lard Losers”. I’m gonna be the courageous mother who stands by your sides while you shed the weight!

Cleveland: Then we celebrate by eating a bunch of pancakes?

Donna: I don’t think you know what this is. [[ REWARDS: 50 Coins / 25 XP ]]

Part 3: Peter starts.

Donna: There’s no way your healthy Thanksgiving dinner is going to be better than mine, Lois.

Lois: This is going to be like “Throwdown with Bobby Flay”.

Donna: Yeah, or one of the hundred other cooking competitions on TV.

Lois: No! It has to be Bobby Flay!

• Clear 4 Fat Protesters
• Have Lois Look At Recipes (4 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Sort Through Cookbooks (4 Hours)

Cleveland: I can’t keep down another one of Donna’s bacon sundaes. Want to trade places for Thanksgiving?

Peter: Deal! Yes! Chris just got kicked out of school for biting a teacher. You have to deal with that now! Ha-ha!

Part 4: Peter starts.

Peter: Our wives are being crazy about Thanksgiving dinner. What do you say we go on strike?

Cleveland: Is a strike not going to work when you’re supposed to be going to work?

Peter: Yes.

Cleveland: I’m in.

• Have Peter Organize a Fattie Strike (1 Day)
• Have Chris Rally The Fatties (18 Hours)

Peter: Man, all this hunger strikin’ is makin’ me hungry. What’s for lunch?

Cleveland: Peter, it’s a hunger strike. We can’t eat.

Peter: We can’t eat with our mouths but we can butt-chug! Grab that gravy boat, Cleveland, it’s about to get weird.

Part 5: Peter starts.

Chris: Hey Cleveland Jr, want to join our dads’ Thanksgiving strike? We’ll get to hold signs no one reads and yell things at people passing by.

Chris: It’s like volunteering to be a crazy homeless person!

• Have Lois Organize The Fit Foodies (12 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Gawk at Yoga Ladies (10 Hours)
• Clear 10 Fit Protesters (About 3-4 appear every 3-4 Hrs)

Chris: Hey Rallo, you wanna join the strike with us?

Rallo: Nah, I’m just gonna stay home and eat all the fruit snacks while my fat brother’s out of the house.

Part 6: Peter starts.

Meg: How crazy are our moms?! Am I right? They’re like, so competitive.

Roberta: Yeah, luckily we won’t have that problem as friends, because it’s easy to see that I’m better than you in every way possible.

Meg: Wait, we’re friends?! You said we’re friends! No taksies backsies!

• Clear 12 Fat Protesters
• Have Peter Eat A Stick Of Butter (6 Hours)
• Have Lois Eat A Pound Of Kale (6 Hours)

Meg: Roberta, you can stay at my house if you’re sick of your mom force-feeding you fatty food.

Roberta: Thanks, that’s a good idea, Meg. If she calls, tell her I’m over there.

Meg: Okay, but where will you be?

Roberta: Getting drunk and seeing The Hunger Games. I’d invite you but you’re my alibi friend, and that’s just as important as a real friend.

Part 7: Peter starts.

Peter: Woo-hoo! Picket line party!!!

Quagmire: What are we doing this for?

Peter: We’re protesting our wives making Thanksgiving dinner bad.

Quagmire: Oh yeah, I can see how that sucks. A wife lovingly prepares a holiday meal for you and your children.

• Place the Juice Everything Juice Bar
• Have Chris Drink A Gallon Of Gravy (2 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Sip Olive Oil  (2 Hours)

Peter: Oh yeah. I forgot you’re a single guy so the holidays make you sad.

Quagmire: I love being on a dudes-only Thanksgiving strike with you guys!

Cleveland: Yeah, it’s great, except for the bathroom situation. The hole Peter dug is fillin’ up fast!

Quagmire: Peter didn’t dig a hole for us to go to the bathroom, Cleveland.

Cleveland: New rule: everyone stay away from that hole over there.

Part 8: Peter starts.

Mayor West: Attention, Men on Strike! We’re organising a Thanksgiving Day protest parade!

Lois: Sure, but did you think of a good chant? You need a good chant for a protest!

Mayor West: We’re here! We’re queer! Thanksgiving!

• Have Peter Lead A Fatty Parade (12 Hours)
• Have Lois Lead A Fit Foodie Parade (8 Hours)
• Have Chris Watch Thanksgiving Parade (8 Hours)

Peter: Yay, parades! It’s like very slow-moving show-and-tell.

Part 9: Peter starts.

Lois: I saw you waving that white flag on a stick, Donna. Do you want to call a truce?

Donna: Yes, I’d like to call a truce, but it wasn’t a white flag. These are Chris’ underwear I found in our basement. He screamed “Lord of the Flies” then threw them at Junior. I’ll just bring them home.

Lois: They say it’s natural for a boy his age, but I don’t think it’s natural.

• Have Peter Cook Disgusting Vegetables (4 Hours)
• Have Lois Drink A Gravy Boat (8 Hours)
• Have Chris Chug Heartburn Medicine (8 Hours)

Peter: I’m glad our strike is over. Now, just like the pilgrims and Indians, we will eat and get along and live happily ever after.

Cleveland: Peter, I don’t think the Indians lived happily ever after.

Peter: What are you talking about? They got a football team named after them!

THE DONNA SHOW [Unlocked by earning Donna from the Market]

Part 1: Donna starts.

Donna Tubbs-Brown: Ooh, I love Thanksgiving. I can make all kinds of crazy things.

Quagmire: What are you making this year?

Donna Tubbs-Brown: You’ve heard of Turducken, right? I’m gonna make Curducken. It’s a chicken, in a duck, in a turkey, in a cow.

• Have Donna Step It Up (2 Hours)
• Have Mort Restock Ipecac Syrup (1 Hour)
• Have Chris Hunt For Nose Goblins (1 Hour)

Quagmire: Look, Donna, when I was a TV chef, I liked to make simple yet elegant healthy meals. I’d be happy to teach you some of my recipes.

Donna: I know how to make healthy food.

Quagmire: Vegetables don’t count as a healthy food if they’ve been deep-fried.

Donna: But I use tempura batter! That’s Japanese and you never see a fat ninja!

Part 2: Donna starts.

Chris: Wow, all of this food is amazing!

Donna: Thank you, Chris! I’m so glad you like it!

Chris: You’re welcome but I wouldn’t get too excited. I’ll eat just about anything. The other night I ate a magazine because the perfume sample smelled good.

• Have Donna Day Drink (12 Hours)
• Have Chris Eat A Large Ham (8 Hours)

Donna: I’m so glad you like my cooking, Meg! But I think you’ve got some turkey grease on your face.

Meg: No, that’s my normal face-grease. It’s pretty handy cause I don’t have to spend money on hair gel.

Part 3: Donna starts.

Lois: Donna, I have the craziest idea: today at book club, we forget discussing the book and just get wasted!

Donna: That’s perfect! Sorry Harry Potter, we’ll talk about you later!

Lois: We were supposed to read Pride and Prejudice.

Donna: I know. I just figured if I just kept steering the conversation towards wizards, eventually we’d land on a book I’ve actually read.

• Have Donna Join Book Club (4 Hours)
• Have Mort Obsessively Count Cash (12 Hours)
• Have Chris Get Easily Smitten With Girls (16 Hours)

Donna: I gotta say, Lois… this day drinking was a great idea.

Lois: Yeah but we should probably eat something before our kids get home.

Donna: Nah. My kids like when I’m tipsy cause that means pizza night!

Part 4: Donna starts.

Donna: Peter! What are you doing in my kitchen?!

Peter: Stealin’ tastes. Your food just smelled so good.

Donna: Is that why my mashed potatoes have your face print in them?

Peter: Uh, yes. And the gravy was incredibly hot, so do you have any ice cream I can mash my face into?

• Have Donna Comb Wig (6 Hours)
• Have Mort Swallow Jewels (4 Hours)
• Have Chris Fat Kid Hula Hoop (4 Hours)

Peter: You should let me on your cooking show.

Donna: Why would I do that?

Peter: Because I’m basically a professional food critic. I leave mean reviews on Yelp for restaurants with ugly waiters.

RUN, RALLO, RUN [Unlocked By Purchasing Rallo For 200 Clams]

Jerome: Hey, Rallo, you going out for a run?

Rallo: Yeah, I have to. Mama’s been trying to fatten me up.

Rallo: She says it’s so we can go on a gameshow but I think she’s planning on cooking me and feeding me to Junior. But that’s because what I know about grown-ups mostly comes from fairy tales.

• Have Rallo Be Invisible (4 Hours)
• Have Jerome Watch Ball Game (1 Hour)
• Have Herbert Take A Gross Old Man Bath (2 Hours)

Jerome: Rallo, put some damn clothes on!

Rallo: No way! This is the only time I can get away with running naked until I become a famous comedian and have a complete mental breakdown!

Part 2: Rallo starts.

Herbert: Hey there. Would you like some candy?

Rallo: Aaaa! Stranger danger! Stranger danger!

Herbert: Wait, come back here! I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave!

• Have Rallo Stack Cups (2 Hours)
• Have Jerome Grow His Fro (4 Hours)
• Have Herbert Buy Candy For Kids (4 Hours)

Rallo: Alright, I’m done with running. I’m just gonna speed stack ups to work out my arms.

Cleveland Jr: Wow, where’d you get so many cups?

Rallo: Starbucks. I stole a whole box of them cups that weren’t Christmasy enough just before a bunch of Internet jerks set it on fire.

Part 3: Rallo starts.

Fat Stewie: Rallo, how come you don’t want to be on Lard Losers: Baby Edition?

Rallo: One, I care about my body. And two, I’m not a baby, I’m five years old.

Fat Stewie: Really? Wow, you are really really short.

Rallo: So what? Kevin Hart made it so that’s not a bad thing anymore.

• Have Rallo Read Autobiography of “The Rock” (12 Hours)
• Have Jerome Bring Cultural Diversity (16 Hours)
• Have Herbert Be A Peeping Tom (6 Hours)

Rallo: Man, Stewie, how can you treat your body that way?

Fat Stewie: It’s not my fault! I’m genetically predisposed! Look at my father and brother, I’m doomed!

Fat Stewie: But thankfully they’ve both got full heads of hair. So, I figure, worst case scenario, I’ll be Oliver Platt. I can live with being Oliver Platt.

Part 4: Rallo starts.

Rallo: Come on Junior, we gotta get you active. Let’s go toss a football around.

Cleveland Jr: I don’t know, Rallo, that sounds like a lot of work. Can’t I just put my arms up and have you field kick goals between them?

Rallo: Okay but whatever happens to your nose is your problem.

• Have Rallo Insult Cleveland Jr (8 Hours)
• Have Jerome Be A Superior Athlete (8 Hours)
• Have Herbert Drink 50 Hour Energy Drink (10 Hours)

Rallo: I think I figured out how I can get you to exercise: we’ve got to play to your interests. How’d you like to go on a Hobbit Hike?

Cleveland Jr: What’s that?

Rallo: It’s a very slow nine-hour walk in which very little happens. At first, you’ll be super excited about it, then almost immediately want it to just be over.

GIRLS JUST WANTS TO HAVE FUN [Unlocked by Earning Roberta From Market]

Roberta: Hey, Meg, do you know of any parties going on this weekend?

Meg: Yeah! Connie D’Amico’s parents are out of town so people are hanging out there!

Roberta: Okay, Connie was afraid of this. She was worried the loser kids knew about the party, so now she’s gonna have to cancel.

Roberta: Thanks for your help, Meg. Hope I don’t see you around!

• Have Roberta Prep For A Night Out (2 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Mix Drinks (1 Hour)
• Have Bonnie Chug A Bottle Of Wine (1 Hour)

Roberta: Chris, how come everyone in Quahog’s drunk all the time?

Chris: I don’t know. I grew up here so it seems normal.

Roberta: It’s out of control, and that’s saying something ’cause I grew up in the South. When I was five, my soccer team was sponsored by a local moonshine brand.

Part 2: Roberta starts.

Cleveland: Roberta, I’ve heard you’ve started to hang out with the wrong crowd.

Roberta: What, the cool kids?

Cleveland: Yeah, I don’t like ’em. Teenagers shouldn’t have nicer cars than me!

• Have Roberta Call Federline Jones (6 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Let The Gerbils Loose (4 Hours)
• Have Bonnie Twerk It (Requires Stripper Pole/4 Hours)

Roberta: God, Cleveland, you make me so mad I might just run away from home!

Cleveland: Please don’t but if for some reason you do, just remember this… if an unmarked car claims to be a taxi and offers you a ride for free, it’s porn.

Part 3: Roberta starts.

Roberta: God, everyone in Quahog is a train wreck and I love it! Did you know that Mr Griffin is banned from every department store in town?

Brian: Yeah. He finally saw Human Centipede and tried recreating it with mannequins. I mean, I’m glad he didn’t use real live people, but he still used real live poo.

• Have Roberta Avoid Quagmire (8 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Enjoy Carrots (8 Hours)
• Have Bonnie Abuse Jacuzzi Jets (8 Hours)

Brian: How do you always have so much gossip on everyone in town?

Roberta: People on Instagram tell me. I have over 2 million followers.

Brian: Holy crap! How?

Roberta: Mostly by putting up pictures of my midriff, then every so often posting a “serious” pic where I reflect on vague world issues.

Part 4: Roberta starts.

Meg: Roberta, do you want to have a sleepover?

Roberta: Uh…no. We’re a little old for pajama parties.

Meg: Pajama party? No, I literally want to stand over you while you sleep. If I make it the whole night without choking you, that means you’re my best friend!

• Have Roberta Secretly Study (12 Hours)
• Have Quagmire Drink At The Clam (12 Hours)
• Have Bonnie Host A Bake Sale (10 Hours)

Roberta: Rallo, Meg won’t leave me alone! She keeps following me wherever I go!

Rallo: Well, then maybe you should stop checking in to every place you go.

Roberta: I can’t do that! What if Rihanna needs to find me?!

FAT STEWIE QUEST: BABY FAT (Unlocked by crafting Fat Stewie)

To begin this quest, you must earn all the FAT and all the FIT prizes, craft Fat Stewie at Al Harrington’s and then when he appears, tap him to unlock.

Part 1: Stewie starts.

Brian: Holy crap, Stewie! What happened to you?

Fat Stewie: I started eating at Cleveland’s house so I can get on “Lard Losers: Baby Edition”.

Brian: You don’t look healthy, Stewie.

Fat Stewie: Don’t tell me about healthy. You’re a dog, you sleep 18 hours a day then go outside and eat cat poo.

• Have Fat Stewie Kick It With Brian (4 Hours/Animated)
• Meg: Scarf Down Hotdogs (8 Hours/Chance of Martini/Animated)
• Have Dr Hartman Prepare For An Exam (6 Hours/Animated)

Brian: What if you don’t make it on Lard Losers? Did you think about that?

Fat Stewie: Yes, I did. I figure, worst case scenario, I’ll be Oliver Platt. I can live with being Oliver Platt.

Brian: You’ve been telling everyone in town that! That’s not a good goal!

Part 2: Stewie starts.

Fat Stewie: This is the last time I’m gonna ask you, Brian. Where is Meg’s candy stash?

Brian:  You’re losing control, Stewie. You know they’ve done tests that prove sugar is more addictive than cocaine.

Fat Stewie: That explains the unmentionable stuff I did to that grocery clerk for a Snickers. I had the money, but I just got caught up in the moment.

• Have Fat Stewie Have Unhealthy Body Image (12 Hours)
• Have Meg Lose Weight (18 Hours)
• Have Dr Hartman Make A House Call (16 Hours)

Meg: Ever since someone stole my candy, I’ve started losing weight.

Meg: I’m almost a full-fledged butterface!

Part 3: Stewie starts.

Dr Hartman: Lois, Stewie seems to be gaining a great deal of weight?
Lois: Oh no, Dr Hartman! What do you suggest I do?

Dr Hartman: Well, you can either put him on a healthier diet, or keep feeding him until he can roll around in a ball like Thud Butt from “Hook”.

Dr Hartman: My vote is for Thud Butt. You’ve got two other kids, might as well make the third one funny.

• Have Fat Stewie Get Stuck (Animated/4 Hours)
• Have Meg Shave Facial Stubble (4 Hours)
• Have Dr Hartman Test Experimental Drugs (8 Hours)

Dr Hartman: Meg, the scale says you’ve lost some weight.

Meg: Thanks Dr Hartman!

Dr Hartman: I didn’t get into medicine for the thanks. Give me $500!

Part 4: Stewie starts.

Fat Stewie: This is preposterous! How could they not cast me in Lard Losers?

Rallo: You bit the casting director.

Fat Stewie: I thought he was wearing a candy necklace, man! Honest mistake!

• Have Fat Stewie Eat Mayonnaise Straight From Jar (1 day)
• Have Meg Reduce Her Muffin Top (16 Hours)
• Have Dr Hartman Do A Routine Check-Up (1 day)

 

Fat Stewie: Man, I’m so tired. I can’t move my fat body anywhere.

Rallo: I hate to say this, Stewie. You need to lose some weight. I can only Snapchat your body to my friends so many times. This joke has run its course.

 

PRIZE QUEST: YOU AREN’T WHAT YOU DON’T EAT

Each of the quests are started by Lois and basically guide you through earning the FIT prizes.

Part 1: Get the Lard Losers Compound from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 15 Coins/20 XP

Prize 2: Get the Lard Losers Weigh Station from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 10 Coins/12 XP

Prize 3: Get the Juice Everything Juice Bar from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Prize 4: Get the Death Float from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Prize 5: Get Kale-ifornia Living from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Prize 6: Get the Pumpkin Ferris Wheel from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Prize 7: Get Roberta Tubbs-Brown from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Congratulations. This is one requirement for unlocking Fat Stewie.

PRIZE QUEST: HAVE YOUR TURKEY AND EAT IT TOO

Each of the quests are started by Peter and basically guide you through earning the FAT prizes.

Part 1: Get the I Can’t Believe It’s All Butter! Shop from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 15 Coins/20 XP

Part 2:Get the Mashed Potato Volcano from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 10 Coins/12 XP.

Part 3: Get the Quahog Pie Shop from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP.

Part 4: Get the Stewie Float from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP.

Part 5: Get Wide Load Clothing from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP.

Part 6: Get the Mashed Potato Wrestling Pit from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

Part 7: Get Donna Tubbs-Brown from the Highland Park Market – Awards: 12 Coins/15 XP

If you’ve done You Aren’t What You Don’t Eat and this, you’re ready to unlock Fat Stewie!